Men and Women: From the POV of Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock

Children, stay out and walk away from this blog. Adults, If you get easily annoyed and offended by cuss words, you are warned! DO NOT proceed in reading or viewing the videos in this blog entry. But if you can handle it maturely (having an open mind into finding ways to understand men and women) then get ready for a heap of laughter.

By Dave Chappelle: (taken from duke7412’s youtube video – “Dave Chappelle – Men and Women Psychology – Very True”)

The only thing in our society that bothers me the most is the way men and women don’t get along no more. That’s really what’s bugging me about it: men and women don’t just get along. Like I hear women say this all the time…that chivalry is dead. Don’t yah? Don’t you all feel that way? That men aren’t gentlemen anymore? That’s right! Chivalry is dead… and women killed it.

As a fundamental difference in the way we’re gonna see things, we’re not gonna see that out in this issue. Our test in life are different. A woman’s test in life is “material.” A man’s test in life is “a woman.” Now by test, I mean, that those are the things that we desire. Men have nice cars not because they like nice cars, but because they know women like nice cars. That’s how it goes. Because men are hunters and a car is the bait. And a woman comes, “Whooo nice Porsche”…. “Gotcha B*tch!” that’s how it is. That’s true.

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By Chris Rock: (taken from nonik72’s youtube video – “Chris Rock the Difference Between Men and Women”)

Men and women! So many f*cking difference! Differences between men and women. Man, so many f*cking difference. The biggest difference between men and women, one of the many biggest differences, “men can not go backwards sexually.” “Women can not go backwards in lifestyle.” Can’t f*cking do it. Women can not go backwards in lifestyle. They can’t do it. That’s right! They can’t duh! I don’t care, the best woman can’t f*cking do it. Can’t f*cking do it, can’t do it, can’t do it!

Fellas you’ve been going out for some hard time with your woman, you lose your job or something? And your woman tries to console you, say “Hey baby, don’t worry, we’re gonna get through this, we’re gonna get through this. I know we’ve got some bills but if we have to get rid of some of this sh*t, we WILL gonna get rid some of this sh*t.” She is talking about YOU! Can’t do it! Fellas if you lose your job, you will lose your woman. That’s right, she might not leave the day you lose it, but the countdown has just begun.

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